Dear Becky, Queen of Carpet –
So, we all know that you’ve lost a ton of weight and look fantastic now. I mean, c’mon – you are working that tiara these days.
But there’s one little problem with your appearance. You need a better bra – the girls need support! Every time your most recent commercial (you know the one – you’re wearing the purple dress) comes on I cringe a little. Your boobs should not hang down to your waist. That’s just not attractive.
So, c’mon do yourself (and the rest of St. Louis) a favor – go visit the ladies at Ann’s Bra Shop and get thee a better fitting bra.