do you really want to make me cry?

I need a job.

I have a Masters in Experimental Psychology and I’m working on a Masters in Biostatistics/Epidemiology.

I don’t even know how to look for a job that isn’t academically oriented, and I’ve already applied to all of those I can find.

If you need a Social Psychologist with a bit of a statistical background, I’m the girl for you. But they don’t really advertise for that position much.

I’d feel better about becoming unemployed if I knew I had a job waiting for me. But then I wouldn’t really be unemployed, would I?