How to be a klutz in 4 easy steps:
Step 1 – Grab pile of laundry to take downstairs.
Step 2 – Fail to put shoes on before heading down stairs known for their slickness and ass-bruising abilities.
Step 3 – Go down stairs carefully, carefully…
Step 4 – Have foot slip out from under you. Go down 3 steps on your ass. Bruise will follow in a matter of hours.