I'm in over my head

People, people, people.

The Black Eyed Peas won a Grammy for the atrocity that is My Humps.

They beat out Death Cab For Cutie, the Fray, Keane, and even the Pussycat Dolls. With a song where Fergie talks about her lovely lady lumps. Words escape me.

How the fuck did that happen?!

Surely this is another sign of the apocalypse.