fire in the street

I would just like to reiterate my stance on leggings.

Nobody should wear them in public, unless you are using them as extra insulation against the cold. Leggings alone are unacceptable. Even the tiniest person is at risk for camel toe and probably has a little cellulite.

Remember this, people. Leggings are not forgiving. They accentuate any imperfections from waist down. The fabric may trick you into thinking that they look fine on you, but they don’t.

So, please, for the sake of everyone, just put the leggings away and pretend like they aren’t in “style”.

Thank you.*


*This public service announcement brought to you by a girl who spent too long wondering what her professor was thinking when she got dressed this morning.

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One thought on “fire in the street

  1. amen to that!

    while we’re at it, let’s also put skinny jeans away. especially the ones with zippers at the ankle.

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