So. I went to the mall today, which luckily wasn’t as horrible as I had expected. I think I must have gotten there at the perfect time, as the parking situation was out of control when I left a little over an hour later.
Anyway, while I was there, I decided to shop for a new perfume. My favorite was discontinued, unfortunately, and I’ve been looking for a replacement for quite a while.
Turns out, for only $70 or so, you too can smell like a Dirty French Whore.
Mental note: don’t let overzealous perfume girls spray you with anything.
If anyone has a suggestion for a light, not overly floral scent (I tend to gravitate towards “woodsy orientals”), I’d appreciate it.